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How we learn and use language is a miraculous feat that science knows so little about. Babies use language meticulously at a very young age.  It could come up as surprising that babies have any contact with the outside world before they are born, but new evidence came to light which suggests that babies can hear noises from inside the womb. Not just that, they are actively involved in learning the sounds of the language their mothers speak. So, in a way, language learning starts in the womb, well before than previously thought. Now let's break this down in more detail. 
Unborn babies start to respond to noises sometimes between the 24th and 30th weeks of pregnancy. That means they begin to process sounds and distinguish among most of them, especially vowels since they are the most audible. It is interesting to note that they respond specifically to language, as opposed to other sounds. Studies have shown that newborns, immediately after birth, show increased brain activity when l…

The following writing tips come to you from Niklas Göke, a renowned blogger and writer at the Huffington Post. Göke says that these tips took him 3 years of writing to collect. The Language Nerds brought these tips to your fingertips that you can learn in no more than 2 minutes. Aside from the read-a-lot and the like tips, here are the ones that Göke suggests:  Refuse to use the word “thing.” Each thing can be described in more detail. When we don’t describe it, we’re just being lazy. Don’t drown the cake in frosting to avoid baking a new one. Describe each thing, let a device be a device, a trait be a trait, a feeling be a feeling, etc.
Before: “This is the greatest thing my parents taught me.” After: “This is the greatest lesson my parents taught me.” No brackets. Like “thing,” parentheses only weaken what you actually want to say. If you want to say something, say it. If not, don’t. Whether it’s the brackets that are unnecessary or what’s in them is for you to decide. But one of the t…

War is an annihilator, the winner seeps out everything, including people. But how did English survive the Norman Conquest?  There are actually two very general and hugely complex questions involved here, not one:
(1) What were the specific sociolinguistic conditions in medieval Britain that allowed the maintenance of English? (2) Why do languages become replaced by other languages in the first place?

Let's start with question number two, and then the answer to number one will become clearer. So, Why do some languages replace other languages?
Languages, like economic systems, are self-organizing systems in the sense that properties of the system arise independently of any directing authority.  At no point in history of English has any government had to tell English speakers:  "mark plural nouns with an -s suffix". That just happened on its own as the outcome of the breakdown of a much more complicated inflectional system of Old English.  Likewise, people's choices to u…

Overheard conversations are the best, especially if the conversations are about you and people assumed you didn't understand the language they were speaking. We at The Language Nerds compiled some of the funniest and unexpected real stories that happened to real people. I will let these people speak to you about the conversations they overheard in a language people assumed they didn't understand.  Louise: "I was at a bar in Scotland, sipping my drink, whilst my friend had gone to the restroom. Two guys around my age came in and stood a few feet away from me. I noticed them looking at me.
#1: She’s hot! Reckon I could get her to come home with me haha?
#2: I dunno like, these foreigners can be a bit stuck up.
#1: Want to bet on it? £5 says I have her number by the end of the night.
#2: A tenner says you can’t!

So guy number 1 walks over. And in very slowly enunciated English he offers to buy me a drink and points to my empty glass just to reinforce what he had said.
I’ve h…

Languages are interesting and beautiful, warts and all. There is not a single language in the world that is not associated with exquisite beauty and outstanding expressive potential.  It is true that we still don't know a lot about the languages of the world, like from where did they originate or why are they the way they are, but we know a fair amount of stuff about them to entertain ourselves with. So, let's see some interesting facts about the world's languages in this infographic that was brought to you by TakeLessons.com: 

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People like counting. People like to compare things. These two trends are exaggerated even further on the internet. So it's no wonder that there are websites like this, Global Language Monitor, that tout that the number of words in English as some precise number  (1,013,913 and growing at 15/day), as compared to woeful 2nd place finisher Mandarin.
The problem is that this is complete and utter nonsense,crap, b.s., ridonkulosity, bushwa, bubbe-meises.* * - Keep this in mind as we move on.
The problem with trying to quantify the number of words in a language is that there is no precise way of defining the two most important things in that sentence - words and language. What is a word?What, exactly, counts as a word? We have a general sense - dog is a word, bnick is not, but the challenge with really figuring out what counts as a word is highlighted by some of the examples in the sentence above beginning with nonsense. 1) Morphology Does nonsense count as a word? Or is it the same as se…